airline

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Description:: frog macro
Title:: airline
Body:: Part 1
Ladies and gentlemen, good morning / afternoon / evening. Welcome on board Frog Airlines. This is Captain Pocket speaking id like to personally thank you for risking your life and giving me your Un-Deserved trust.To fasten your seatbelt if you dont know how to we would like you to please find your nearest healer and flag them down make sure you really get their attention so that way they know to assist you so they may Rescue you off a cliff or into a Aoe so that way we know the raid will continue without any further problems. If you are with an Lalafel, fasten your seatbelt and wrap your arms around them and shake them vigorously this will activate their internal inflation set them in the seat next to you and make sure to buckle them in for your own safety nobody like to get pelted by a Lalafell flying at mach 8 down the hallway. Your life vests will hopefully be found under your seats if you cannot find one please reach for your nearest Lalafel and tape them to your chest they make great Emergency life jackets. In the Event of an emergency Alt-F4 and Locate your Copy of FFXIV Either Unintall and throw away your hard drive to avoid Causing any Problems for the rest of the victims....i mean passangers. Please have a Wonderful Flight and thank you for choosing Frog Airlines.
Level Required:: 1
Created:: Oct 14, 2023

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